When you’ve got a crypt above one of the world’s most well-known late actresses, why just sit there? That spot can, apparently, be sold for millions on eBay, as the widow of deceased businessman Richard Poncher is doing. Elsie Poncher hopes to pay off the $1.6 million mortgage on her Beverlyn Hills mansion, so she’s vacating her late husband’s corpse and auctioning the coveted burial plot. At the time off this writing, the high bid is $4.6 million, but there are still 6 days left in the auction. Of course, this is totally gross, but think of it as investment, like life insurance. Once you croak, your family members can exhume your corpse for a pretty penny as well. [eBay via BBC]