Cayenne Balrog

Ahhh…so many things wrong…where to begin. We get off on the wrong foot with a Porsche Cayenne. We add one Jeremie Paret, a car stylist from France. Then we add a wide-body kit with its imposingly massive grill, heinous fenders and “angel eyes” fog lights, without gaining any actual performance enhancements whatsoever. All we get is a thin hope of extra quickness due to enhanced intercooling and brake cooling. Not that you need much extra power to run your Cayenne to the local organic food store, because you don’t. But it could have helped save face after these body “enhancements”. Finally, we land at the name…the Balrog. Apparently, Ballschwet was taken. At least they were in the right neighborhood. [via Jalopnik]