Glow in the dark just got dangerous: Olly Moss’s “Contraband” version lights up with all the naughty stuff we probably shouldn’t be hiding. A tough guy’s dream and an airport attendant’s nightmare, this 100% cotton tee highlights the best (skulls, handcuffs, and, um, unauthorized produce) that must have a special room all to itself in JFK. Gets you thinking in a two-color screen print with plastisol ink; sizes from XS to 3X for guys. [$18 at threadless]