Vinyl fetishists (the record collecting kind you sickos) have 12 inches of love for this acrylic and aluminum masterpiece from ultra-high-end German audiophiles Montegiro. Consisting of four isolated, striped cones, the Lusson incorporates three small cones and one large one. The smaller cones hold a super-precise motor, two carbon fiber tonearms, and a titanium cartridge. The big cone does what you ask? It spins your dusty ass old records. In addition to having 12 inches of love or this artistic piece of work, you better bring your IRA and 401(k), it ain’t cheap…  [$49,500 at montegiro]