Condometric: Condoms for the Cocky

The next morning, after she returns home from her walk of shame, her friends will naturally beg for details.  With the Condometric, she’ll be able to get pretty damn specific.  This hilarious concept in contraceptives comes from the design team at the gift website CurioSite.  Available in both inches and centimeters (or millimeters for our pal Larry at Uncrate), this rubber is only for those with plenty of confidence in their man machinery.  Warning: Condometric, whisky and first impressions do NOT mix. [curiousite]